Clumsy Me

I seriously get "hurt" someway or another every single day. No lie. "Hurt" is in quotes cuz it's usually nothing serious. Normally it's just a result of me being my clumsy, clutsy self.

Example: recap of weekend:

Friday: kiddo rammed me with his trike. Bruise.

Saturday: scratched my arm on a hook (like where they hang the jewelry) at Express. started bleeding.

Sunday: Stubbed my toe on my dresser. Also bled.

Today: Stabbed the bottom of my foot with an upside down spiked heel.

(Good thing the Cullens weren't around... for those of you who got that... kudos.)

So, my new goal is to NOT get hurt every single day of my life.